Conversation with Yaya...

Scene 1 - Inside the car.

Me: Eh.. yaya dah kurus la... tengok lengan yaya macam tulang jer.. kurus sangat la yaya ni... ape laa yaya... makan la banyak sikit...
Yaya: daddy tak bole gemuk... yaya tak bole gemuk... kalau gemuk ada baby nanti...
Me: ...?!?


Scene 2 - At home, PC room.

Me: Uhm... yaya suke tak dengan taska baru..?
Yaya: Uhm... uhm... suke..
Me: Ramai kawan ke..?
Yaya: Uhm.. ramai..
Me: Siapa nama kawan yaya..?
Yaya: Uhm... tak tahu..
Me: Mane kawan yaya sekarang..?
Yaya: Uhm.. takder...
Me: abis tuu.. mana kawan yaya..?
Yaya: Uhm.. Kawan ader... uhm.. tadi kawan main... lepas tu kawan cium tangan.. lepas tu kawan babai... lepas tu kawan hilang..!
Me: Hilang..?!? Oo...
Yaya: lepas tu... kawan takder...
Me: Oo.. hmm...


** Itulah kehidupan kita dari pandangan seorang anak kecil... Hargailah mereka...

Water or Coke..?!?

WATER...






















#1. 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
(Likely applies to half the world population)

#2. In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak
that it is mistaken for hunger.

#3. Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.

#4. One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs
for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of
Washington study.

#5. Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

#6. Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of
water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain
for up to 80% of sufferers.

#7. A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term
memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on
the computer screen or on a ! printed page.

#8. Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of
colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast
cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop
bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water
you should drink every day?


COKE...














#1. In many states the highway patrol carries
two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from
the highway after a car accident.

#2. You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke
and it will be gone in two days.

#3. To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the
toilet bowl and let the 'real thing' sit for one hour,
then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes
stains from vitreous China .

#4. To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds
Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

#5. To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour
a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
away the corrosion.

#6. To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola
to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

#7. To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into
the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix
with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

#8... To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke
into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run
through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen
grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your
windshield.



FOR YOUR INFORMATION:

#1. the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric
acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major
contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.

#2. To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the
commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place
cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

#3. The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean
engines of the trucks for about 20 years!



Now the question is, would you like a glass of Water..?

or Coke..?



p/s: Oh no..!! I love coke... huhuhu......

Jawatan Kosong...

Ada ke sesiapa yang berminat...?!?

- jawatan Kerani Perenpum.



















** Moral: Berhati-hati ketika mengeja perkataan dan juga sebutan (pronunciation) pun kena betul, sebab banyak telinga sedang mendengar... kuang kuang kuang...!!

Selamat Raya.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidilfitri
untuk semua blogger..!!!


Terutama sekali geng kamcheng yang berada di Sandakan; NorArman & family, David Rajan & family, Mazhar & family dan Zulhadi (tiada dalam foto) & family...

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To all people of Malaysia, please drive safe, ride safe and walk safe in this festive season. YOU can make a different..!